do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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