Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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