She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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