We're like a lot better than the average bears
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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