To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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