I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So squirting runs in the family.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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