i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Is that strawberry winking at me??
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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