I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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