She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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