and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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