Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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