Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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