Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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