Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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