She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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