Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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