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(615): View more from Tennessee

I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.

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(925): View more from California

curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox

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without a question

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.

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(858): View more from California

currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.

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(315): View more from New York

He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.

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No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.

(615): View more from Tennessee

See now that sounds like drunk Katie.

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(831): View more from California

I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.

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