Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
and you fell through a lawn chair
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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