JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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