lets start a swedish sibling band together
I cut my penus on the lid.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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