I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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