We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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