fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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