I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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