So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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