I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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