yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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