I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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