I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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