This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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