plz talk dirty to me
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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