break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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