so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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