one might say we're banned from that church
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
