did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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