I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.