Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....