fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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