I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
God I need to hump something, right now.
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