This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house