Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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