it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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