Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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