Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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