mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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