Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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