your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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