Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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