In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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