Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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