So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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