Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Come on in and take your pants off
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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