Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
