some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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