i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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