he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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