he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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