handjob tips. give me some.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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